March 2012
i miss getting laid
cover your ears if that’s tmi. or eyes. WHATEVER. go cry about it.
bye.
i actually finished an entire essay before...
obviously this semesters off to a good start. now i’m just going to put off all my other homework for another hour :D
“Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people, while you’re alive.”
– John Mayer (via iflifesshadesofgray)
but really, im making jesus a promise
because you know me & Jesus are homies.
if this vegas trip goes through i shall never date a douchebag again! and ill even re-delete psycho fucks numba from my phone and nevaaaa reply to his texts again! unless im drunk in vegas, but soberly ill never reply!
and ill neeeever get in his pants again.
and it will be a magical world. because i really want this trip to happen.
one day every guy will grow up and realize giving...
February 2012
NO SERIOUSLY LA WHATS THIS WEATHER
whispered-sarcasm asked: So, I like listening to Irish drinking songs bahahaa figured it'd be a usual thing for you
i'm saying this in my most threatening voice...
if anybody wakes me up early tomorrow i will shank them.
i thought i lived in LA not Antartica
So. Fucking. Cold.
don't stick your dick in anybody you don't want to...
