December 2011
seriously my life is a joke haha
i get myself into the most CONFUSING fucking situations.
my life is lovely bahahahaa
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In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
On the bright side
besides how awkward that was, everything’s still amazing, in it’s own weird way I love it.
For the record my day started off amazing
finally went to a shooting range. Had an amazing time. Had a fantastic lunch.
Then I finally make plans to see my best friend from high school. We want to leave so we decide city walk for dimmer and a movie sounds good.
What the fuck are the chances of running into my ex boyfriend at city walk on a fucking Thursday while he’s obviously on a date and the girl turns to look at me as I pass...
people are starting to figure shit out at work
la la la la.
im fucked within a week probably. and now i dont even know how fucking worth it this is.
and the bruising on my arm wont go away. neither will the bite marks on my leg. honestly i cant even explain my life anymore. hahahaa.
fucking confused
FUCKFUCKFUCK.
artieeeee asked: Are you back now?!
artieeeee asked: Where the hell have you been...I have felt so freakin' incomplete.
its funny how shit works
my life is such an AMAZING mixture of messy and perfect at the same time right now
nothing makes sense, yet i am the happiest ive been in like a fucking year
maybe its because schools finally out. maybe its everything else. i dont even know.
but i love it.
“As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a...”
– Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City (1998-2004) (via imfantasyparade)
I'm drunk and happy
soooo happy.
I’m out of classes til February and am getting exactly what I said I would
Falalalla. Tis the season.
my voice sounds like a sex phone operator
its really fucking wrong.
so done with finals
i did nothing today but wake up
start my paper
go to work from 4-11
then come back and JUST finished my paper
guess im not studying for my history final since im fucking exhausted.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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